i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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