Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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