Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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