i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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