I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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