I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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