I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
