That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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