My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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