i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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