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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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