All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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