1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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