: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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