Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The uberlube is also flammable
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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