if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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