It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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