Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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