Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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