hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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