When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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