I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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