the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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