I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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