its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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