Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
