I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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