I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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