she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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