so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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