from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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