please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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