I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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