somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Buhtt sex?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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