my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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