i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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