he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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