Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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