plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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