Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
