Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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