found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
