What a fucking waste of an outfit
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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