I wannas sexs uuuuu
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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