u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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