What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
