The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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