yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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