i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
