He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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