There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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